"Deep Thoughts and One-line Proverbs"

Life is...paradoxically coincidental to the ironical tyranny applicable to the unparalled definition of reverse entropy.

• Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.
• Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly.
• It's your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude.
• If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. (Zig Zigler)
• All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream. (Edgar Allen Poe)
• Imagination is more important than intelligence.(Albert Einstein)
• Never let formal education get in the way of learning. (Mark Twain)
• If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. (Henry David Thoreau)
• Life is not so much a matter of position as of disposition.
• A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
• Failure is the path of least persistence.
• The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a life time.
• The future is purchased by the present.
• One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
• Lost time is never found again.
• Childeren need more models than critics.
• Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time. (Motto o fthe Baltimore Grotto)
• Be curious, not judgemental. (Walt Whitman)
• Brain cells create ideas. Stress kills brain cells. Stress is not a good idea. (Richard Saunders)
• If you want your dream to come true, don't over sleep.
• People don't fail, they give up.
• A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.
• The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
• Every man dies; but not every man really lives. (Braveheart)
• God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot chabge, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. (St. Francis of Assisi)
• The more I know, the more I know I don't know.
• One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings others.
• To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
• When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
• Minds are like parachutes-they only function when open.
• You can't direnct the wind, but you can adjust the sail.
• The lead dog gets the best view. the rest of the dog's view is butt ugly. Of course, the lead dog is also the first to fall into a ravine. (Richard Saunders)
• Sometimes the best way to figure out who you are is to get to that place where you don't have to be anything else.
• Don't confuse me with facts, I prefer to remain ignorant.
• If you are never scared, embarrassed of hurt, it means you never take chances.
• Desire for nothing except desirelessness, hope for nothing except to rise above all hopes, want nothing and you will have everything.
• Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
• When you remain true to yoru beliefs, loyal to yoru ideas and faithful to your dreams, you remain free forever.
• What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
• We live in a society where pizza get to your house before the police.
• Some people tink holding on makes them strong, sometimes its letting go.
• Blowing out another man's flame doesn't make your shine any brighter, but less.
• The secret of true greatness is simplicity.
• Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
• There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with teh losers. (Robert Orben)
• The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved: loved for ourselves, or reather, loved in spite of ourselves.
• Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything. (Peter Marshall)
• 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
• The trouble with dong something right the first time is that nbody appreiates how difficult it was.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
• If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• An Educational system isn;t worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.
• Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. (William Shakespear)
• It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all.
• The future belongs to those who believ in the beauty of their dreams. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
• You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated.
• Keep away from people who try to bellittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great. (Mark Twain)
• To find the person you can truely trust, look no futher that nthe nearest mirror.
• Preach the Gospel at all times...if necessary, use words. (St. Francis of Assisi)
• The purpose of prayer is not to get answers, things or anything-not even holiness. Valuable though they are, all of those are side effects. The purpose of prayer is to get acquainted with God. Anything else is a bonus. (Alfred C. McClure)
• Whoever said, it's not wheter you win or lose that counts, probably lost. (Davet Rayala)
• God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I'm so far behind, that I will never die.
• Some succeed because they are destined to. But most suceed because they are determined to.
• A bump in the road is either an obstacle to be fought or an opportunity to be enjoyed...it is all up to you." (Davet Rayala)
• Nothing in this world is impossibile to a willin heart.(Davet Rayala)
• To those who dream, there is no such thing as impossible.
• The most beautiful thing we can experience is teh mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. (Albert Einstein)
• You will find God in the church of your choice. (Bob Dylan)