Funny words english vs German

word	meaning in English	meaning in German
GIFT	a present	poison
DANK	chilly wet	gratefulness, thanks
STARK	bare, grim, harsh	strong
KIND	nice, generous	a child
HUT	small building	a hat
ROCK	a stone; to move back and forth	a skirt
STOCK	a share in a company	a cane
MITTEN	a glove	in the middle
SAGE	a wise person	say [first person, present tense]; also a saga
LINKS	plural of link, connections	left [opposite to right]
TOLL	a charge for road usage	fantastic
BOOT	a tall shoe	boat
LUNGE	a sudden thrust	lung
GUT	intestine or stomach	good
MIST	light fog	dung, manure
NOT	in no way	an emergency
LAST	at the end	freight, burden
HANDY	easy to handle	cellular phone [new word]
MOST	superlative of many	apple cider [Southern Germany, Austria]
RIND	a tough outer covering, of cheese for example	an individual of cattle
LOT	a considerable quantity	a plumb
TALK	speak	talc
BAD	evil, harmful	bath
RAT	a rodent	advice
TRUNK	the nose of an elefant	a drink (together with some people)
LIED	past tense of "to lie"	a song
HALL	a large room	a short echo
FAST	quickly	almost
BRIEF	short	a letter
SAME	identical, e.g., at the same time	a seed
BALD	lacking of natural covering, e.g., hair	soon
SOLD	past tense of "to sell"	a soldier's salary
LAG	to fall behind	past tense of "legen" (intransitive verb, i.e., lie)
GLUT	an oversupply	embers
LACK	to be deficient	lacquer
WAR	an armed conflict	past tense of "sein" (to be)
TOT	a small child	dead (adverb)
TOTE	to carry by hand as in tote-bag	dead (adjective)
GRAB	to seize	a grave
LIST	a sequence	craftiness
JAMMER	one that jams	misery
KIPPER	a fish cured in salt	a dump truck
STERN	firm and unyielding	a star
DICK	short form of Richard; colloquial for penis	stout, corpulent
SEE	to behold with your eyes	a lake
ART	The production of beautiful forms of sound or shape	a species
ANGEL	a spiritual being attendant upon God	a fishing rod
BAT	A flying mammal; a wooden club	past tense of "bitten" (to ask for something)
HAT	a head covering	third person present tense for "haben" (to have)
MUTTER	to speak indistinctly in a low voice	mother
LEG	a lower extremity in a human	imperative for "legen" (to lay)
LOG	the fallen trunk of a tree	past tense of "lügen" (to lie)
TEE	a t-shaped peg to place a golf ball on	tea
MADE	past tense of "to make"	a maggot
SUCH	As in "such as"	imperative for "suchen" (to search)
LURCH	to roll or pitch suddenly	a salamander
MARK	a sign or visible impression	marrow (like "Knochenmark" bone-marrow)
QUALM	a sensation of doubt, uneasiness ("to have no qualms about it")	thick smoke
MAUL	to bruise or tear ("mauled by a wild animal")	the mouth of an animal ("das Maul halten" to shut up)
WELT	a ridge or bump raised on the skin by a lash or blow	the world