Dictionary Of Sex Slangs!

Here it is the ultimate compilation of sex slang, jargons and terms. To simply put this is a dictionary of words used in context with sex. It is not supposed to be derogatory to anyone, treat it as an informative collection. Be hip!

A

Afterglow (noun)

The glow, or the pleasant feeling after sex.

 

 

Angry dragon (noun)

Forcing cum out of someone’s nose after ejaculating in her/his mouth. Cum coming out of nose is, somehow, similar to an angry dragon breathing fire. The feat is achieved by hitting the back of your partner’s head while you ejaculate.

 

 

Analingus, Anilingus (noun)

Oral sex performed on the anus also called rimming.

 

 

B

Balloon knot (noun)

Term used for anus.

 

 

Bareback (adjective)

Not using a condom while having sex. Usually associated with anal sex.

 

Bestiality (noun)
Sexual interest in animals.

Blue balls (noun)

Having an erection for a long time without ejaculating causing pain in the testicles.

 

 

Bottom (noun)

A term used for gay males who get penetrated during sex. The term can also be used for the submissive person in BDSM activity.

Bukkake (noun)

A term used in porn movie industry, when a group of men ejaculate on the face of an actress.

Bust a nut (verb)

To ejaculate.


Butch (adjective)

To have masculine qualities. The term is also used as a joke for females having masculine features.

C

Choad (noun)

A term used for penis.

Chocolate starfish (noun)

A comical term used for the anus. Also used as a derogatory term for anus.

Cock snot (noun)

A comical term used for semen.

 
Cockpit (noun)

A comical term used for vagina.

 

 

Copulate (verb)

To have sex.

Coprophilia (noun)

To have a sexual interest in shit.

Cunnilingus (noun)

Licking the clitoris of a woman and resulting in her to an orgasm.

D

Danza slap (noun)

Slapping a woman's face with your penis

Deep throat (noun), (verb)

Taking the penis up your throat while fellating.

Dominatrix (noun)

A dominant female in bed or in a S&M relationship.

 

Drum solo (noun)

The term refers to the orgasm achieved while stimulating (rhythmically throbbing) the clitoris.

E

Eagle wings (noun)

A position where woman's legs are spread wide like the span of an eagle’s wings.

ED (abbreviation)

Erectile Dysfunction.

 

Edgeplay (noun)

Sexual practices involving pain.

Exhibitionism (noun)

Exposing oneself to others or being watched while having sex.




F

Facial (noun)

Ejaculation on the face.

 

Fanny fart (noun)

Farting from vagina.

 

Fellatio (noun)

Oral sex performed on a man.

 

Femdom (noun)

A dominatrix or a dominant female.

Fetish (noun)

Sexual interest in or an obsession over a body part, object or activity.


Flaccid (adjective)

A soft or un-aroused penis.

Flash (verb)

To expose oneself suddenly and without warning.


Fluffer (noun)

A term used in porn movie industry (mainly). It used to designate people who perform oral sex to arouse an actor before he starts his sex scene.


Fornicate (verb), Fornication (noun)

Sexual intercourse between unmarried people. Usually used in a derogatory or moralistic sense.

Frottage (noun)

Rubbing against someone for sexual pleasure. The term denotes a consensual activity.


Fudge packer (noun)

Someone who engages in anal sex. Usually used as a derogatory term for male homosexuals.

 

G

Gang bang (noun)

A group of men having sex with a single woman.

 

G.F.E. (Girl Friend Experience) (noun)

An experience with a prostitute where she treats her client as if she were his girlfriend.

 

Glory hole (noun)

A hole cut through a wall of a booth or a enclosement, allowing anonymous sex between people on either side of the wall.

Glans (noun), Glans penis (noun)

The tip of the penis.

 

Go down (verb)

To perform oral sex on a man or woman.

Gorilla salad (noun)

Pubic hair.

G-spot (noun) [Grafenberg Spot]
An area in the upper wall of the vagina, supposed to be exceptionally pleasurable when stimulated.




H

Half-and-half (noun)

The term refers to a meeting with a prostitute where she performs oral sex and intercourse in a single meeting.

 

Hand job (noun)

Stimulation of penis with a hand resulting in ejaculation.

Harlot (noun)

A prostitute.

Head (give head)

Oral sex performed on a man.

Hentai (noun)

Japanese animation (anime) depicting graphic sexual scenes.

Hummer (noun)

Fellatio.

Hump (verb)

To have sexual intercourse.

Hung (adjective)

Having a large penis.

Hustler (noun)

A male prostitute.

I
 
Intact (adjective)

Virginity.

 

Interracial (adjective)
Sex between two people of different races.




J
 

Jill off (verb)

Female masturbation.


Juice (noun)

Natural fluids produced by women when sexually aroused.

K

Kinky (adjective)

Non-traditional sexual activities.




L

Leather cheerio (noun)

The anus.

 

Libido (noun)

Horniness.

Lingam (noun)
Indian term for the penis.

Lipstick lesbian (noun)

A lesbian who displays traditional feminine qualities.

Load (noun)

Semen.

Lolita (noun)

An underaged girl. Taken from Nabokov’s novel, ‘Lolita’.

Love tunnel (noun)

Vagina

Lube (abbreviation)

Lubricant.

M

Maidenhead (noun)

Virginity.


Make-out slut (noun)

A woman who never has sex. However makes out with many men.


Menage-a-trois (noun)

When three people have sex together at once. A threesome.

 

M.I.L.F. (noun)

An abbreviation for ‘Mother I'd Like to Fuck’. The term refers to a sexually attractive middle-aged woman.

 

Money shot (noun)

The term refers to a cum shot. Money shot is usually the final shot or scene in a porn film where a man ejaculates onto a woman's body or face.

N

Necrophilia (noun)

The desire to have sex with dead people.

 

Nocturnal emission (noun)

Ejaculation in sleep while having an erotic dream.


Nooner (noun)

A sexual encounter at noon.

Nymphomaniac (noun)

Horny female.




O

O face (noun)

The facial expression of someone when having an orgasm.

Onanism (noun)

Masturbation.


Orgy (noun)

Group sex.

 

P

Paraphilia (noun)

Sexual interest in or an obsession over a body part, object or activity.


Pearl necklace (noun)

Ejaculating on someone's neck and upper chest. The white drops of cum imply pearls.

 

Peg (verb)

To use a strap-on dildo.

 

Petit mort (noun)

Orgasm. Petit mort is also French for ‘little death’.

 

Polyamory (noun)

Having sexual relationships with more than one person

 

Pre-cum (noun)

Clear fluid released by penis in small amount during sexual stimulation. Pre-cum is, obviously, discharged before ejaculation.

Priapism (noun)

An medical condition distinguish by a painful erection that won't go down.

 

Pudendum, Pudenda (noun)

The vulva.

 

 

Q

Queef (noun)

To fart with the vagina.

 

Queer (adjective)

Gay or lesbia(noun) Usage note: Originally a derogatory term, now used by gay and lesbian people to refer to themselves.

 

Quickie (noun)

To quickly have sex.
 



R
 

Rainbow sex (noun)

Performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating. Also see ‘Red wings’.

Rimming, Rim job (noun)

Oral sex performed on the anus


Raw (adjective)

Sexual intercourse without a condom.

Red wings (noun)

Performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.


Rubber (noun)

Condom.




S

Sadism (noun)

Sexual pleasure by inflicting pain and discomfort to someone. Also involves humiliating activities. The acts though are consensual.


Sapphic (adjective)

Of or relating to lesbians.

Scat (noun)
Sexual activities involving shit. Also see ‘Coprophilia’


Scissor fight (noun)

The act of two women pressing their vaginas together by intertwining their legs. tribadism.

 

Score (verb)

To have sex.

Scrotum (noun)

The sack that holds the testicles.

Shaft (noun)

The term refers to an erect penis.

 

Shemale (noun)

A transsexual who has both breasts and a penis.

Shocker (noun)

This is a technique of manual stimulation of a woman. The index and middle finger are inserted into a woman's vagina while the pinkie is inserted in the anus.


Shoot (verb)

To ejaculate.

Shrimp, Shrimping (verb)

Licking or sucking toes during sex.

Smurf (verb)

Slapping someone in the face with your penis; while Danza Slap is used specifically for women, smurf is not a gender biased term.

 

Snowball (verb)

Passing the semen back and forth between partners through kissing.

Snow blow (noun)

Performing oral sex on a man with ice cubes in mouth.

Spunk (noun)

Semen.

 

 

T

Ta-Ta (noun)

A comical term used for breasts.

 

Tea room (noun)

A public toilet where gay men often have sex.

Tea-bagging (verb)

A man dipping his testicles in a female’s mouth.

Trans-gendered / Trans-sexual (adjective)

Living as the opposite sex from which one is born, that is, a man living like a woman or a woman living like a man. Surgery and/or hormone treatments are usually used for gender transformation.
 

Transvestite (noun)

Transvestite refers to a man who regularly dresses like a woman and goes out in public that way.

U

Unload (verb)

To ejaculate.

 

V

Vaginismus (noun)

A sexual problem where the women's vaginal muscles contract so tightly that intercourse is difficult or impossible.

Vanilla (adjective)

Traditional, non-kinky.
 

Vasectomy (noun)

A surgery performed on a man rendering him infertile.

Vibe (noun)

Vibrator.

W

Wank (verb)

Masturbation.

 

 

Wood, woody (noun)

Erection.




X
 

X-rated (adjective)

A term used to describe pornographic movies. X-rated means having explicit or graphic sex scenes.

 

Y

Yaoi (noun)

Japanese erotic homosexual animation.

Yoni (noun)

Indian term for the vagina.

Z

Zoophilia (noun)

Sexual interest in animals or bestiality.

How to resign with dignity

Dignity is about being worthy of respect, and a classy resignation should leave your employer sorry to see you go.

If you resign with dignity and class, it's how you'll be remembered. That said, resigning is stressful, so follow these tips to make it as painless as possible:
Check your contract

* What is your notice period?
* If you're still on probation, you are likely to be able to terminate the contract with immediate effect.
* Most employers will ask for between two and four week's notice.
* Unless you can get your employer to waive your notice period, you are legally obliged to work it. Doing so with good grace is advised.
* Even if you don't have a written contract, a verbal contract counts in law. You might have agreed to let your boss have a week's notice, or to complete certain jobs. If you don't honour a verbal contract, you're liable to lose out on a last paycheque.
* Knowing where you stand legally will give you more confidence when it comes to breaking the news. Your Citizens Advice Bureau can help.

Call a meeting with your boss

* Prepare your opening speech in advance, and practice with a friend.
* Try to anticipate your boss's reaction, and prepare some responses.
* Resist the urge to make your resignation personal, or turn it into a grand gesture. Do say: "I've decided to move on." Don't say: "You've ruined my life!".
* Be positive about your time at work, as you are sure to need a reference. Thank them for the opportunities they've given you, and if possible mention something specific that you will miss.
* Stick to your story. Your boss may try to get you to divulge your real reasons for quitting.
* Rise above it. If your boss clings, whimpering, to your leg, or threatens your family, then you will win the moral victory if you stay composed.

Write a formal resignation letter

* Include the date, your name, your boss's name, your notice of termination of employment, when this will be effective from, details of your notice period, and your signature. This is all it needs.
* If they're genuine, include some brief positive comments about your time at the company.
* It's a good idea to say you want to help the handover go smoothly, and that you're keen to finish any outstanding projects.
* Give the letter to your boss, and keep a copy for your records. You can even frame it!

Exit interview

* Some employers operate exit interviews as a matter of policy. Others may offer you one for a number of reasons. You are not entitled to an exit interview, but if you have something to say then you might want to ask for one.
* You might want to keep your reasons for leaving to yourself, which you're entitled to do.
* Exit interviews are a forum for you to offer constructive feedback to your employer, so that they can learn from your experience of working for them.
* Some employers take the results of exit interviews very seriously, and change policy on the basis of what is said.
* Resist the if I-ran-the-company approach. If you've only been there six months, now is not the time to get big ideas.
* Prepare your comments in advance, and be specific. If you feel that your employer is doing something wrong, give an example of how you experienced this, and how you feel it could have been done differently. Don't drag others into your complaint, as they have to carry on working once you've left.
* If you feel that your employer is not being receptive to your comments, don't force the issue. What you've said will go on record, so you can always say "I told you so".

And you're off!

All you have to do now is work your notice. If you find pretending to be busy/nice a bit boring, then you might consider the following:

* Ensure that your salary settlement is agreed.
* Work hard to finish your outstanding projects, and arrange to hand over unfinished work to your colleagues. Put yourself in their shoes, and don't leave any nasty surprises.
* If you've been there long enough, make time to say goodbye individually to your colleagues. They will appreciate the effort, and you might get a better leaving present.
* Organise leaving drinks for the day before you go. This will prevent you from slagging anybody off, because you'll have to show up for work in the morning.
* Get the contact details of anybody you want to keep in touch with, whether for personal reasons or because you might need them in the future. Network, network, network!
* If you've got a great new job to go to, don't boast about it.
* Congratulate yourself on a job well undone. Buy something expensive.

How to write perfect CV

Employers sift through dozens of job applications when looking for the right candidate and only the best CVs get to the interview stage. So how do you get it right?

What is a CV?

A Curriculum Vitae (or 'resume' as its sometimes called) is a written record of your education, qualifications and employment. Many job adverts will ask you to send a CV and covering letter so the employer can quickly sort potential candidates from less-suited applicants. The CV is therefore not just a documentary record of your career-to-date but also a chance to sell yourself. Spending a little time getting your CV right is well worth the effort involved.

How do I create a CV?

First of all, have a think about what attributes you have which make you suitable for the role. Understand what skills you intend to 'sell' with the CV. Different jobs may require different skills to be highlighted, and there is no reason why you can't make a different version of your CV for each application.

What should I write?

Although most people write their CV in the first-person ("I achieved this"), recruiters often suggest you write in the third-person ("Sam achieved this").  This is because it sounds less like you are boasting (Think "Sam doubled his sales" vs "I doubled my sales"), and also makes you focus on what someone else would want to know about you.

Use simple and clear language, and stick to the point. An employer wants to identify your key skills and experiences by glancing at your CV. If it is hard work to get this information you may be overlooked. Use bullet points where appropriate, but don't just have bullet points.

How much should I write?

Keep it brief, but not too brief. Two sides of A4 are usually best.

Recruiters hate wading through pages of paper no matter how interesting and vital you think the information is. Equally, they don't want to have to second-guess what you have been up to for the past few years because you have not included any details. Include enough information to make them want to call you for interview, not so they can start writing your biography.

How should it look?

Computers mean you can make your CV very creative, but clean and simple will always win over complicated and fancy. Choose a simple font, use bold for section headings and ensure it is neatly laid out. Avoid having big blocks of text as this can look uninviting.

Make sure you put your name clearly at the top of the first page.

What should I include?

The CV should be divided into specific sections covering personal details, employment history, education background and interests and achievements. Increasingly people tend to put an opening statement.

If you are just graduating or have limited employment history, it's best to put your education before your employment. But if your employment history is more relevant to the job you are applying for, then make that come first.

Opening statement

An opening statement is a short paragraph (two or three sentences) that outlines who you are and what your skills are. It is a 'teaser' of what is to come in the rest of the CV.

Identify the things that make you different from other applicants. Avoid bland and generic statements like 'hard-working' or 'well-rounded': most people could say that about themselves.

Personal details

Always include:

• Your name;
• Address (where you can be easily contacted);
• Mobile number.

You may also want to include:

• Whether you have a driving licence and access to a car;
• If you are not a British Citizen, whether there are any restrictions on your employment in the UK.

Employment History

Show your employment history in reverse chronological order. Your most recent position should be the one that is covered in most detail. List your job title, the employer, dates of your employment and outline your main responsibilities. You may also want to state how much you were paid and your reason for leaving.

For jobs that are less relevant to the role you are applying for, it may be worth simply listing the job title and employer.

Make sure that you include any relevant work experience (e.g. placements through college or summer internships), as these may be more interesting to the employer than your Saturday job.

Education background

You should list all schools, colleges and specialist courses attended, along with the relevant dates and grades. If you leave the grades off, the worst is usually assumed and potential employers will think that you are trying to hide something.

Interests and achievements

This is where you can list any non-employment interests, which is the bit that makes you sound more human. Provide details on any hobbies or volunteering work you've been involved in. If you've been abroad for more than a simple beach holiday, it's worth listing where you've been.

List any achievements, awards or recognition you've received. And any skills you've got, such as languages you can speak or musical instruments you can play.

Once you've finished

Ask a friend to check the grammar and spelling, and give you any constructive feedback.

100% Google AdSense: Tools, Tips and Resources

Google AdSense is a simple and low-risk way for publishers to quickly monetize their content. The pay-per-click ad system has created an opportunity for anyone to instantly have advertising on their website, without the hassle of having to actively sell ad space. AdSense makes up a good portion of the advertising revenue for many websites, and other websites may use AdSense to earn the bulk of their revenues. Either way, AdSense is an excellent system for monetizing your content.

In this post we present an ultimate collection of resources, tools and tips to help you make the most out of Google AdSense. Among other things, this post covers various Google AdSense tools, Firefox-extensions, WordPress-plugins and related resources.

Please feel free to suggest related tools in the comments to this post. You may also be interested in our post Google AdSense: Facts, FAQs and Tools that was published two years ago.

1. Google AdSense Tools

iPhone AdSense Statistics Application
SenseApp is a program that lets you track your Google Adsense earnings on your Apple iPhone.

AdSense Earnings Tool
Free and fast tool to monitor adsense earnings in realtime. This tool posts all the correct post fields to Googles universal Account Services login and collects information about your earnings. You’ll able to see today, yesterday, this month and since last payment earnings. You don’t need to log in to Google anymore.

Google AdSense Toolbox
Type any web page URL (e.g. cnn.com) or keywords (e.g. web development), select a country (optional) and hit Enter to see the latest Google Ads that are contextual and geo-targeted.

Google AdSense Preview Tool
an addition to the right-click menu for Windows Internet Explorer 6.x, allowing you to preview the ads that may show on any webpage. With just a few clicks, you can see what ads may appear on your new webpages, or make an educated decision on whether to add AdSense to your existing site pages.

Google Search-Based Keyword Tool
The search-based keyword tool allows you to find high-paying keywords to target, based on the domain name you specify.

Google Traffic Estimator
The Google Traffic Estimator is an easy way to determine the search volume of certain keywords, and it shows related keywords and their volumes as well.

SpyFu
SpyFu allows you to look up any website and see how much it is spending on AdSense, how it ranks for each keyword, and which keywords it buys. The tool is quite useful for researching competitors.

adsblacklist
Identify and block low-paying advertisers and increase ROI with AdSense.

2. Google AdSense Online Tools

Contextual Ads Preview/Comparison Tool
This comparison tools comes in handy when you compare AdSense ads to those of other advertisement services (Chitika, Yahoo). You also have the ability to customize the colors and view what ads a certain URL would be likely to display.

Google AdSense Calculator
This AdSense Calculator is designed to help you to predict changes in your earnings depending on improvement (or deterioration) of Page Impressions, Click Through Rate and Cost Per Click. You can download further calculators here.

WordTracker
During the search, people use different keywords. Using this tool, you can find the most effective words before deciding what content to include on your page. Not free, but the free trial is available.

Traffic Estimator Sandbox
To use this tool, you need an AdWords account. This traffic estimator helps you to figure out what keywords result in the highest paying AdSense ads (more details on uphook).

Pubmatic
While Pubmatic isn’t strictly an AdSense tool, it will definitely help you earn more money from your website by optimizing your ads. With each page view, Pubmatic determines whether showing an AdSense ad or an ad from a different network would be best, based on the CPM.

AlterNut Ad
Instead of earning nothing from the PSA ads that Google fills the page with when it has no ads to show, earn a set fee by giving AlterNut Ad your unused PSA ads.

3. Google AdSense Firefox Extensions

AdSense Notifier
This extension displays your AdSense earnings in the status bar.

AdSense Preview
Check what Google ads would be displayed if they were shown on a particular page with this preview tool.

Money Quake
Money Quake allows you to see your real-time earnings for many popular advertising programs, including AdSense.

GraphSense
GraphSense gives you a visual look at your AdSense reports by adding graphs to the interface. As of this post, the extension is still classified as “experimental,” so you’ll have to log in to Mozilla to install it.

4. Official AdSense Resources

Google has provided some official tools and resources to help publishers get started with AdSense.

Google AdSense Help Center
A database of questions and answers about the AdSense program.

Inside AdSense Blog
The official AdSense blog. Find news, tips and other features about the ad system here.

AdSense Community Forum
Have an AdSense question? Ask a community of publishers and the AdSense team.

Official Optimization Tips
A collection of tips provided by the AdSense team.

Official AdSense Channel on YouTube
Instructional videos and interviews by successful AdSense publishers.

Interest-based advertising with Google AdSense
Just recently Google announced the launch of interest-based advertising. This help section addresses the new mechanism and explains how you can benefit from it.

5. Getting Started with AdSense

Because of the popularity of AdSense, many so-called “experts” out there try to give “inside information” or sell their secrets in the form of ebooks. If you’re truly a beginner to AdSense, use the official AdSense help database that Google provides.

Here are some “getting started” articles by a few trusted authors.

Problogger’s AdSense Tips for Bloggers
Darren Rowse’s excellent eight-part series will get you well on your way to making money from AdSense.

The Ultimate Beginner’s Guide to Effective AdSense Link Units Optimization
A great rundown of the different types of link units and how they’re best used in a website layout.

Where Should I Place Google Ads on my Page?
The Google AdSense team has made a helpful map showing the different regions of a website layout where AdSense units perform the best.

6. Optimization Tips

Like any ad system, AdSense can be optimized to generate more clicks and revenue. Here are some tips to help boost AdSense performance.

Adsense Success Stories
Several examples of websites that increased their earnings significantly with Adsense. The success stories talk a lot about ad optimization, etc.

Google AdSense Tips
Google Blogscoped provides an excellent collection of AdSense tips based on its experience with implementing Google ads.

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009/03/19/100-google-adsense-tools-tips-and-resources/

Top 10 signs your girlfriend’s a SLUT!

You might want to worry if:

10) She calls you by the wrong name during sex. Different names. Repeatedly.

9) When you Google her name, all of the sites that come up are porn sites.

8) She eats dick for breakfast

7) She has all boys as friends but no boy friend:) .

6) She has a bigger porn collection than you do.

5) She is a regular at the free health clinic. They know her by name.

4) Her nickname is high school was “slut bag”

3) She has a belly-button piercing, lower-back tattoo, and wears hoop earrings and a mini-skirt.

2) Eats an unusually large amount of phallic-shaped fruit.

1) She loves having group sex, but most of the time you are in the other room.
OR THESE 10 SIGNS

You’ve met the woman of your dreams. The two of you click in every sense. You spend all your spare time together and you’ve had the official boyfriend/girlfriend chat. The relationship couldn’t be more perfect, except for one nagging feeling - you suspect she’s a slut.<span id="more-484">

10. She’s Always Going to the Gym, Never Losing Weight

Going to the gym is the perfect alibi for skanky behavior. It gives your girl an excuse to be out of the house, to carry a change of clothes and get hot and sweaty. Also, she is less likely to raise suspicion when she returns home freshly showered. Guys don’t question this type of behavior because they like the idea that their woman is getting fit and staying in shape. But you should. If your girlfriend is going to the gym 7 times or more a week, then that’s a red flag. No one likes to work out that much, plus the body needs time to rest.
If your girl is working out everyday, then the pounds should be melting away. You should notice a difference in her weight. If you don’t, then there’s a problem. She either hording chocolate bars in secret or she’s whoring herself.
If you are still suspicious, take a look in her sports bag. The bag should contain sweaty, unsexy sports bras and track pants. If it contains lacy lingerie and chocolate body paint, then your girl is doing a different type of exercise.

9. She Works ‘Nights’

If your girl works at night and is vague about what she does or won’t let you visit or call her – then she’s probably up to something. If she returns home in the middle of the night and smells like fresh flowers, then she’s probably not working in a bar or restaurant. She’s most likely working the street, or some other dude.
Don’t think it doesn’t happen. In an article on hipster hookers, by Radar Magazine, one prostitute confessed that she has long term boyfriend who thinks she’s an event planner and is clueless that she’s a professional tramp. She admits “I feel guilty sometimes when I come home and he’s asleep and I’m still wired from my night, but I always climb into bed next to him and try to fall asleep. When he wakes up he likes to touch me and make love, and that’s when it hits me.” So if your girl works at night, plan on visiting her, or better yet, surprise her.

8. She Smokes

There’s an old saying about girls who smoke – “if she smokes, she pokes.” It is common knowledge among men that women who smoke are easier. As the Urban Dictionary nicely puts it “If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes, that means she’s simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!”
Science also proves that women who smoke are sluttier. A study by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that those females who were current smokers or former smokers were “significantly more likely to have engaged in sexual intercourse than youth who had never used cigarettes.” So if you GF’s smoking a pack of Pall Malls a day, chances are she’s gotten around.

7. She Won’t Reveal Her Number of Partners

As some point in a relationship you will have that intimate talk where you admit the number of past sexual partners. Girls usually start these types of conversations, because they love to know everything. If you initiate this conversation with your girlfriend, be prepared to be shocked.
Trampy girls go out of their way not to answer this question. They will use every trick in the book to get out of this awkward situation. They will change the subject, bribe you with sexual favors or ask you to answer first so she can answer with a number that’s less that yours. This is a big warning sign.
According to a nationwide study by the CDC, the median number of male sexual partners for American women is 4. Only 9 percent of women aged 20 to 59 report sleeping with more than 15 dudes. So, according to these statistics, if your lady’s number is over 15 she’s officially a member of the exclusive ho club.
Now, these surveys are generally useless, as we all now both sexes lie. Men exaggerate their number by doubling it and women halve theirs. Keep this in mind when you’re having that conversation.

6. She has a Tramp Stamp

Tramp stamps are a way for women to advertise their skankiness. These tattoos, located on the lower back, were first seen on exotic dancers, but are now more common on women everywhere.
A study by the Department of Psychology, University College London, London, showed that “tattooed women were rated as less physically attractive, more sexually promiscuous and heavier drinkers than un-tattooed women.” Dudes know that when they see a tramp stamp, it’s on.
The more angels, butterflies, hearts, dolphins, fairies unicorns or flowers the tramp stamp contains, the higher the odds she’s a slut. If it contains all of the above, then you’re in trouble.

5. She’s British

British girls are a lot of fun. They have big breasts, like to drink and are also completely slutty. A new study by More magazine reveals that British gals have more one-night stands than women in Australia, France, the Netherlands, Italy and America. They are so slutty that they are worse than men when it comes to how many people they’ve had sex with. The survey found that “the average 21-year-old woman has had nine sexual partners, compared with men who on average have had seven.” Something is not right in Britain.

4. She’s Always Drunk

Girls who drink are fun, but they are also considered easy. It’s okay if you hooked up with your girl at a bar and she was wasted. It’s not okay if every time you’ve hung out she’s inebriated. A friend of mine once dated a girl who would show up to a bar before a date so she could flirt with other guys and make them buy her drinks. This is not cool and a big red flag.
Alcohol makes women less inhibited, flirtier and more sexually promiscuous. A recent statistic shows that “teens and young adults who use alcohol are seven times more likely to have sex” than non-drinking teens or young people. Girls often use alcohol as an excuse for being promiscuous and will use the old “I was so drunk I don’t remember a thing” line.
Another worrying trend among women is drunkorexia. Drunkorexia is a phenomenon where women forgo eating in order to “spend” their daily calories on alcohol. If your lady friend refuses to eat so she can consume multiple cans of Boone’s Farm, then she’s probably been around the block a few times.

3. She’s Constantly Giving you STDs

You could be in real danger if your girlfriend has slept around and/or continues to sleeps around. The CDC has recently issued a report that sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are all on the rise. Last year, the Washington Post reported that one in four teenage girls currently have at least one STD. Imagine what happens when these girls hit their twenties. Women are also less likely to know or show symptoms of an STD, so be careful. I know guys who have caught something and confronted their girl, only to be accused of cheating.
So if you think your girls had a slutty past, be mature and organize an STD testing date. Take the test together and then buy her ice cream. Just make sure she doesn’t lick your cone.

2. She Personally Knows Every Guy in Your Hood

One day you will be with your girlfriend and bump into one of her exes. This is pretty common. It is not common to be constantly bumping into dudes who your girlfriend knows and has obviously been intimate with. Their conversation will be short, awkward and painful to experience. As you leave, the dude will look at you in a way that signals “I’ve banged your slutty girlfriend.” Afterwards your girlfriend will swiftly explain that “he’s just a friend” and change the conversation. If it also happens when you both travel to another city, then your girlfriend is grade A slutty.
If you are worried that your girl has slept around a lot, take a look at her cell phone. If she has way more guy numbers than girls, chances are she’s had a wild past. A further bad omen is if her friends have nicknames for her such as “slut,” “sloppy jo” or “skankerella.” Even if it’s in jest, they are probably calling her this for a reason.

1. You Find Used Condoms

A sure sign your girl is a slut is if you discover used condoms in her possession and they are not yours. I once heard a story on the radio about a guy who found a used condom inside his girl. It was a brand and color he never used. If this happens to you, then your girlfriend is officially the biggest slut in the world.

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India's Fritzl? Mira Road dad held for raping daughters since 2000

A 60-year-old businessman was arrested on Tuesday by the Mira Road Police for allegedly raping his daughters over an extended span of time. The elder girl, now 21, suffered in silence for nine long years. She finally mustered courage and blew the lid on the crime after her father turned on her sister, 15.

The mother of the girls has also been arrested as an accessory to the crime.

The case bears a sinister resemblance to that of Josef Fritzl in Austria, who confined his daughter to a cellar in his house for 24 years and repeatedly raped her, even fathering seven children. Fritzl is currently facing trial.

Police said the Mira Road couple was under the influence of a tantrik, Hasmukh Rathod, 60, who told them in July 2000 that the family would prosper if the father were to have a sexual relationship with his daughter, then 12.

By late evening, Rathod, a resident of Andheri, was also taken into custody. Locals, including neighbours of the couple, manhandled the tantrik in the police station.

The family (names withheld by the police), which hailed from Gujarat, resides in Phase I of Golden Nest on Mira-Bhayander Road. The businessman owns a unit in Andheri manufacturing radium plates for automobiles. Rathod was known to the couple for more than 20 years. Police said he, too, raped the elder daughter over a period of time, that too in her mother's presence.

In November 2008, Rathod encouraged the man to start a sexual relationship with his younger daughter. Till then, the elder girl had suffered in silence for fear of her father. But when he turned on her sister, she gathered courage and confided in her maternal uncle and grandmother, who complained to the police.

Senior inspector Mukund Mahajan said the matter is being investigated and the trio would be produced in court on Thursday.

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1240453

How to be Lazy

Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy:

# 1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.

# 2. Don’t move. Moving is overrated.

# 3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.

# 4. If something is not in your reach, you don’t need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.

# 5. Don’t have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.

# 6. Don’t work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.

# 7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you’re pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).

# 8. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.

# 9. Don’t talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.

# 10. If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor’s yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass.

I have more rules, but this is taking more effort than I thought. I’ll update this later.. if I’m not too tired.